thesorrovv:

ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have

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I wish I had someone to play with my hair till I fall asleep

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moonkistprincess:

"i was born in the wrong generation" i say as i steal my grandkids hoverboards because fuck you i was promised these years ago

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