superlockedinthephandom:

thelongdarktea-timeofthesoul:

fasterfood:

what happens if an undercover cop posing as a drug dealer deals to an undercover cop posing as a drug buyer

I read about where something similar to this happened except they were investigating prostitution and they arrested each other and like a year later ended up getting married. 

it sounds like the plot of a fanfic

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riothurl:

translabrys:

I think nb people should start using pointless astronomical symbols to describe their gender just like binary people do

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this is pluto’s alternate symbol, look how cool it is

im so into this

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eatingisfab:

ugly today

ugly tomorrow

ugly forever

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daily-asgardian-news:

daily-asgardian-news:

daily-asgardian-news:

Lose one follower, two shall take its place

HAIL TUMBLR!

HAIL TUMBLR!

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I’ve had “old yellow dicks (brick)” stuck in my head all day

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fitzgeraldthefourth:

fitzgeraldthefourth:

omfg today a girl at school told me i was wearing the same outfit i wore yesterday

lmao

I DON’T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS HILARIOUS

WE HAVE A UNIFORM

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I just think mushrooms and fungi are really interesting and cute. I don’t want to go into the woods and eat shrooms.

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